Top 5 Ways Our Cats Have Tried to Kill Us

How many people have almost been killed by their cat? Whether it was intentional or unintentional, we can all remember a time where our lovely feline friends tried to kill us. Cats are cute, adorable, but natural born killers. Here are the top 5 ways cats have tried to kill us:

1. Suffocation by Body

cat on face
Cat on face

 

2. The “Almost Tripped You Down the Stairs” Move

Ginger cats on staircase
Dang girl, how many cats you have?

3. The Wolverine Is My Daddy Attack

cat catching butterfly with paw
That better not be a bee!

4. Let Me Push This Glass of Water onto the Floor

Persian cat tipping over a glass of water
Cats are assholes.

5. Cuteness

cute kitten
OMG too cute!

 

Did I miss any? If so, comment below!

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2 thoughts on “Top 5 Ways Our Cats Have Tried to Kill Us

  1. Strangulation. Similar to suffocation but caused by lying across neck. 😸

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    1. AHAHAHA! Yes! My kitty kiki lays across my neck. I call it “Kitten On My Neck” after a beer on tap at a local brewery!

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